bMotion can generate some pretty random stuff, often as funny for it's off-the-wallness as for actual hilarity. Here's some of the stuff I've seen it do.

In these quotes, NoTopic and MonicaOff? are the bots. You can find lots of quotes at http://sakaki.jamesoff.net/~notopic

 1801.11 [@ JamesOff] that's annoying, di.fm was in the middle of a really good set
 1801.15 [@  NoTopic] No way!
 1801.15 [@ JamesOff] now i have a break in the mp3 :P
 1801.18 [@ JamesOff] NoTopic: way!
 1801.19 [@  NoTopic] well cover me with mars bar and wipe my tongue!

 [@MonicaOff] I think it's getting bigger.
 [+ axle] are you sure
 [@MonicaOff] i was feeling horny

 [watashiki] work smells of wee.
 [NoTopic] It tasted like butter.

 * dunos does the cake dance
 [+ JamesOff] on the cake
 [+Legooolas] Squelch
 [@ NoTopic] boom

 [MatryxWrk] I'm confused
 [Legooolas] NoTopic: Are you confused too?
 [NoTopic] Yes.
 [NoTopic] Wait! i mean no.

 [ dogtanian] NoTopic has been saying 'dude' a lot recently
 [+ JamesOff] He's stoned.
 [ dogtanian] NoTopic: it'll fuck your life up :/
 [@MonicaOff] shut up, you shit-pants
 [@ NoTopic] eh fuck you buddy man

 [Jorg] i'm sleepy
 @[MonicaOff] YOU'RE sleepy? feel these nipples!