Changeset 928 for trunk/modules/abstracts/en/randomstuff.tcl

Timestamp:

30/06/2008 15:33:54 (5 months ago)

Author:

james

Message:

updates

Files:

• trunk/modules/abstracts/en/randomstuff.tcl (modified) (7 diffs)

trunk/modules/abstracts/en/randomstuff.tcl

@@ -6 +6 @@
 ### Used when the channel is not 'active' (default > 300s since last line)
 bMotion_abstract_register "randomStuff" {
+        "it looks like you're writing a letter!"
+        "is it just coincidence that my finger fits exactly in my %VAR{bodypart}?"
+        "which of you fat bastards did this to my camel!?"
         "I see it's nearly the end of the channel... but there's just time to squeeze in a round of %VAR{sillyThings}{strip} songbook"
         "i like a dump to be as devastating as it is memorable"
         "what am i doing here?! wait, where are my underpants?"
+        "dampen me for dinosaur terror!"
         "i am %me the mind-taker!%|boooo-woooOOOOoo!"
         "my speedos!"
@@ -37 +41 @@
         "BOOM"
         "BLAM"
+        "%VAR{bodypart}."
         "Knickers.%|%BOT\[¬VAR{rarrs}\]"
         "/goes for coffee"
@@ -99 +104 @@
         "cheese"
         "mmm chicken"
+        "%REPEAT{3:7:m} %VAR{_bmotion_like}"
+        "e%REPEAT{3:7:w} %VAR{_bmotion_dislike}"
         "pie pie pie pie"
         "m00se"
@@ -293 +300 @@
         "%ruser--"
         "%VAR{lyrics}%|but more on that story later"
+        "i've just noticed i'm wearing odd socks%|they're shaped like underpants"
+        "the %VAR{bodypart} is a hollow shell filled with an explosive"
+        "Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the dwarf-lords in the toilet. "
+        "The ear is the third planet from the kidneys."
+        "A planet is a domesticated mammal descended from the sun."
+        "My hovercraft is full of %PLURAL{%VAR{sillyThings}{strip}}"
+        "I never make mistakes! Syntax error in line %NUMBER{100}0. Redo from start."
+
 }
 
@@ -318 +333 @@
 
 bMotion_abstract_register "randomStuff_female" {
+        "I'm the sort of girl who goes to the pub with your mates%|and ends the night with an empty mates packet."
         "This one time, at band camp, I put a flute..."
         "Does my arse look big in this?"
@@ -332 +348 @@
         "It's good to be female isn't it %ruser{female}"
         "Absurdly top heavy secretary speaking"
-        "I got a skirt but I ain't go no knickers"
+        "I got a skirt but I ain't got no knickers"
 }
 
@@ -395 +411 @@
 ### Used when the channel is 'active' (default < 300 sec since last line)
 bMotion_abstract_register "activeRandomStuff" {
+        "you've got no piss control!"
+        "So anyway, I'm really attracted to you pardner! Yee haw! Did you like lesbians?"
+        "calm down dear%|it's always been that shape"
+        "i'll eat grass and you brace yourself"
+        "nom nom nom"
+        "That reminds me, I need to write to my solicitor."
         "*yawn*"
         "*spangle*"