Changeset 1084 for trunk/modules/abstracts/en/randomstuff.tcl
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- 08/28/10 19:46:27 (21 months ago)
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trunk/modules/abstracts/en/randomstuff.tcl
r1082 r1084 6 6 ### Used when the channel is not 'active' (default > 300s since last line) 7 7 bMotion_abstract_register "randomStuff" { 8 "i have a MIGHTY NEED to use the %VAR{rooms}" 8 9 "help! my %VAR{bodypart:plural} are escaping!" 9 10 "%REPEAT{7:7:ring }%VAR{fruits} phone" … … 260 261 "i hope you won't think it \"evil\" of me to ask how you got that stylish headwound" 261 262 "getting my brain out was the easy part. the hard part was getting my brain out%|muwahahahahaha" 263 "getting my %VAR{bodypart} out was the easy part. the hard part was getting my %VAR{bodypart:prev} out%|muwahahahahaha" 262 264 "they're all like, stop spraying me with ink, %me, stop eating the garbage, %me" 263 265 "Meanwhile in Universe A, %me A heads towards the Sun%|A." … … 302 304 "I didn't touch it." 303 305 "my zipper's stuck %VAR{unsmiles}" 306 "my %VAR{clothes}'s stuck %VAR{unsmiles}" 304 307 "my %VAR{bodypart} is hurting %VAR{unsmiles}" 305 308 "my %VAR{bodypart} is %VAR{sillyVerbs:presentpart}" … … 328 331 "How do you make %ruser{enemy} laugh on Friday? A: Tell him a joke on Monday!" 329 332 "my knees feel lovely %VAR{smiles}" 333 "my %VAR{bodypart:plural} feel lovely %VAR{smiles}" 330 334 "that was a fucking rough game up yours" 331 335 "very flickable considering its length and bulk" … … 346 350 "if he's good enough for %ruser, he's good enough for me" 347 351 "here's a photograph of my fist" 352 "here's a photograph of my %VAR{bodypart}" 348 353 "i've had a fiddle with it but never used it properly" 349 354 "I often walk about with someone elses dick in my arse " … … 354 359 "Dodongo dislikes %VAR{sillyThings}" 355 360 "%ruser needs food, badly! %VAR{unsmiles}" 356 "%ruser has shot the food! %VAR{unsmiles}" 361 "%ruser needs food, badly! %VAR{unsmiles}%|/gives %ruser{prev} some %VAR{foods}%|/helped." 362 "%ruser has shot the food! %VAR{unsmiles}%}%BOT[noooo my %VAR{foods}]" 357 363 "%ruser has shot the potion! %VAR{unsmiles}" 358 364 "%ruser now has reflecting shots! %VAR{smiles}" … … 397 403 ### Mixed in with list above 398 404 bMotion_abstract_register "randomStuff_male" { 399 "I always thought the most sensual part of a woman was the %VAR{bodypart: revmixin}"405 "I always thought the most sensual part of a woman was the %VAR{bodypart:female_mixin}%|mmm... %ruser{female}%VAR{bodypart:prev,plural}" 400 406 "Looks like the squirrel's been showing everyone where he keeps his nuts." 401 407 "You wanna see some stuff I'm not supposed to show anyone?" … … 430 436 431 437 bMotion_abstract_register "randomStuff_female" { 438 "I always thought the most sensual part of a man was the %VAR{bodypart:male_mixin}%|mmm... %ruser{male}%VAR{bodypart:prev,plural}" 432 439 "i'm so fat i broke %NUMBER{100} toilets %VAR{unsmiles}" 433 440 "i'm so fat i broke %NUMBER{100} toilets %VAR{unsmiles}%|%BOT[at once]" … … 612 619 "i don't know what you're talking about" 613 620 "do we have any solaris 9 boxes with solaris 9 on?" 614 "that's not chocolateanyway %ruser{enemy}"621 "that's not a %VAR{fruits} anyway %ruser{enemy}" 615 622 "Yeah, I was up that" 616 623 "yeah, keep it open until I'm sure" … … 620 627 "didn't you just pump it out on the ground" 621 628 "er, not that far in, would be really painful at this time of night" 629 "er, not that far in, would be really painful at this time of %daytime" 622 630 "shouldn't be a problem unless you keep re-using the same tissue" 631 "shouldn't be a problem unless you keep re-using the same %VAR{sillyThings:strip}" 623 632 "push the stinky dribbling fuck into the sea " 624 633 "mount them so you can alter their thrust " … … 633 642 "and now what?" 634 643 "but is it art?" 635 "why don't i just jump out of a plane with a pianoglued to my face"644 "why don't i just jump out of a plane with a %VAR{musicalinstruments} glued to my face" 636 645 "i want mine with sprinkles" 637 646 "now back to Reducto's to enlarge myself!" 638 647 "%ruser is under some kind of spell. that's why i don't have to cover my mouth fully while i talk" 639 648 "who... does... number... two... work... for?" 649 "who... does... number... %NUMBER{50}... work... for?" 640 650 "you show that turd who's boss" 641 651 "i've been to some conventions like that" … … 652 662 "I'll take the case!" 653 663 "That means in the future I'm going to have sex! With a woman!" 664 "That means in the future I'm going to have sex! With %VAR{sillyThings}!" 654 665 "Oooh that's hot! Say it again!" 655 666 }
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