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Timestamp:
08/26/10 11:32:47 (21 months ago)
Author:
james
Message:

reduced lolcats chance
added output to "and then"
trigger fixes for r, luggage combination and look robot
fix priority on typos plugin
new "triplet" macro filter which gets a const-vowel-const triplet from the word
new "pretriplet" macro filter to use with "triplet"
fixed output_append to actually fire
make "cool" a stopwor for spoonerism
more grammar nazism
fix broken output being sent to IRC
adjust lower friendship limit slightly
many updates to abstracts
fix queue not adding last output to cache
guard code in interbot

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  • trunk/plugins/en/simple_general.tcl

    r1061 r1082  
    4949bMotion_plugin_add_simple "coffee2" "\[a-z0-9\]+ ?> ?coffee" 90 [list "what" "%VAR{unsmiles}" "%VAR{kills}" "/%VAR{smacks} %%" "traitor!" "you li%REPEAT{1:5:e}!%|YOU LI%REPEAT{4:10:E}%REPEAT{3:5:!}%colen"] "en" 
    5050bMotion_plugin_add_simple "coffee3" "coffee (is |=+ )?(teh |the )?(suck|rubbish|fail|horrible|horrid)" 90 [list "what" "%VAR{unsmiles}" "%VAR{kills}" "/%VAR{smacks} %%" "traitor!" "you li%REPEAT{1:5:e}!%|YOU LI%REPEAT{4:10:E}%REPEAT{3:5:!}%colen"] "en" 
    51 bMotion_plugin_add_simple "lolcats" "i can has " 90 [list "no you fucking can't%|not until you learn to use english right, anyway" "what" "i can has grammar plz" "i has a bucket%|I have placed it over your stupid head." "no you fucking can't" "shut up" "everyone look at %%, they're up to date on all internet memes!%|for example, <%%> all your base are belong to us%|fantastic."] "en" 
     51bMotion_plugin_add_simple "lolcats" "i can has " 60 [list "no you fucking can't%|not until you learn to use english right, anyway" "what" "i can has grammar plz" "i has a bucket%|I have placed it over your stupid head." "no you fucking can't" "shut up" "everyone look at %%, they're up to date on all internet memes!%|for example, <%%> all your base are belong to us%|fantastic."] "en" 
    5252 
    5353bMotion_plugin_add_simple "centipedes" {[a-z]+\? in my [a-z]+\?} 70 [list "it's more likely than you think"] "en" 
     
    5858bMotion_plugin_add_simple "likea-catch" "i do love a good (.+)" 40 [list "me too %VAR{smiles}" "same!" ] "en"  
    5959bMotion_plugin_add_simple "secretcatch" "(secret|sekrit)" 40 [list "we all know %ruser likes to %VAR{dVerbs} themselves with a %VAR{dNouns} %VAR{smiles}" "it was %ruser!" "%VAR{ididntresponses}" ] "en" 
    60 bMotion_plugin_add_simple "andthan-catch" "and( then| than)" 10 [list "and then a bear came" "and then my %VAR{bodypart} %VAR{fellOffs}" "and thaaan?"] "en" 
     60bMotion_plugin_add_simple "andthan-catch" "and( then| than)" 10 [list "and then a %VAR{animals} came" "and then a bear came" "and then my %VAR{bodypart} %VAR{fellOffs}" "and thaaan?"] "en" 
    6161bMotion_plugin_add_simple "choose" "choose (.+)" 30 [list "Choose Life." "Choose a job." "Choose a career." "Choose a family." "Choose a fucking big television" "choose washing machines" "choose cars" "choose compact disc players" "choose electrical tin openers" "Choose good health" "choose low cholesterol" "choose dental insurance" "choose fixed interest mortage repayments" "Choose a starter home." "Choose your friends." "Choose leisurewear and matching luggage." "Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics." "Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning." "Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth." "Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself." ] "en" 
    6262bMotion_plugin_add_simple "the-r" "^r$" 30 [list "%VAR{theRs}" ] "en" 
    63 bMotion_plugin_add_simple "answerR" "r$ %botnicks" 50 [list "%VAR{greetings}" "%VAR{theRs}" ] "en" 
    64 bMotion_plugin_add_simple "lookrobot" "(look robot|look, robot)" 100 [list "I've seen it before, it's rubbish" ":o" "omg" "^_^" ] "en" 
     63bMotion_plugin_add_simple "answerR" "\\mr %botnicks" 50 [list "%VAR{greetings}" "%VAR{theRs}" ] "en" 
     64bMotion_plugin_add_simple "lookrobot" "(look robot|look,? robot|%botnicks look|look,? %botnicks)" 100 [list "I've seen it before, it's rubbish" ":o" "omg" "^_^" ] "en" 
    6565bMotion_plugin_add_simple "inokunfu" "(i know kungfu|i know kung fu)" 100 [list "Show me%|hmh.. your style is un-impressive" "Show me%|hmh.. your style is impressive" ] "en" 
    6666 
     
    7070bMotion_plugin_add_simple "nicecar2" {^nice [^ ]+s!?$} 40 [list "wanna show me what they can do?"] "en" 
    7171 
    72 bMotion_plugin_add_simple "luggage" {^[0-9 -]$} 40 [list "amazing, that's the same combination as my luggage!"] "en" 
     72bMotion_plugin_add_simple "luggage" "^\[0-9\]{5}$" 40 [list "amazing, that's the same combination as my luggage!"] "en" 
     73 
     74bMotion_plugin_add_simple "letme1" "(%botnicks.? let me know when)|(let me know when.? %botnicks)" 100 [list "r" "will do" "sure" "np" "ok"] "en" 
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