Changeset 1018

Timestamp:

08/19/09 08:42:59 (2 years ago)

Author:

james

Message:

new joke format
new abstracts

Location:

trunk

Files:

• modules/abstracts/en/abstracts.tcl (modified) (3 diffs)
• modules/abstracts/en/randomstuff.tcl (modified) (3 diffs)
• plugins/en/complex_joker.tcl (modified) (2 diffs)

trunk/modules/abstracts/en/abstracts.tcl

@@ -806 +806 @@
 
 bMotion_abstract_register "bodypart" {
+        "lip"
+        "mouth flaps"
         "eyelash"
         "toe"
@@ -1148 +1150 @@
 
 bMotion_abstract_register "ranjoins" {
+        "are you here to fumigate the moose head?"
+        "are you here to fumigate the moose %VAR{bodypart}?"
         "hey %%"
         "hi %%"
@@ -5441 +5445 @@
 }
 
+bMotion_abstract_register "animals" {
+        "cow"
+        "goat"
+        "sheep"
+        "giraffe"
+        "cat"
+        "dog"
+        "mouse"
+        "rat"
+        "goose"
+        "elephant"
+        "anteater"
+        "panther"
+        "pig"
+}
+
+
 source "$bMotionModules/abstracts/en/randomstuff.tcl"
 

trunk/modules/abstracts/en/randomstuff.tcl

@@ -6 +6 @@
 ### Used when the channel is not 'active' (default > 300s since last line)
 bMotion_abstract_register "randomStuff" {
+        "eww! i touched my own %VAR{bodypart}!"
+        "MASSIVE CORN CLOG IN PORT %NUMBER{10}"
+        "/gives %ruser{friend} %VAR{sillyThings}%|THIS ORIGINATES FROM THE HEART"
+        "I'm going to drink until I reboot!"
+        "This is outrageous! I was going to eat that %VAR{sillyThings:strip}! %ruser{enemy} has got to go!"
+        "%VAR{sillyThings:strip}, %VAR{sillyThings:strip} and %VAR{sillyThings:strip} are trademarks of %channel Corp."
+        "which of the following would you most prefer? a) a puppy, b) a pretty flower from your sweetie, c) a large properly-formatted data file?%|%BOT[CHOOSE]"
+        "which of the following would you most prefer? a) %VAR{sillyThings}, b) a pretty %VAR{sillyThings:strip} from your sweetie, c) a large properly-formatted data file?%|%BOT[CHOOSE]"
         "she took... all those horses..."
-        "princess, i'm certain we could fit one more house in your-- in-- in yo-- ....%|Deleting all animes..."
+        "princess, i'm certain we could fit one more horse in your-- in-- in yo-- ....%|Deleting all animes..."
         "DELETING ALL %VAR{sillyThings:strip,plural,caps}"
         "how do i %VAR{sillyVerbs:past} %VAR{sillyThings:strip}"
@@ -505 +513 @@
 ### Used when the channel is 'active' (default < 300 sec since last line)
 bMotion_abstract_register "activeRandomStuff" {
+        "Mr %ruser{male}... are those your UNDERPANTS?!"
+        "try to stay with the crowd so noone notices how crummy you look"
         "much like your mother"
         "unlike your mother"
@@ -598 +608 @@
         "you show that turd who's boss"
         "i've been to some conventions like that"
+        "that sure is one platonic view"
+        "uh huh, uh huh... that's whatever you were talking about for you"
 }
 

trunk/plugins/en/complex_joker.tcl

@@ -48 +48 @@
                 "how many %VAR{sillyThings}{strip}s does it take to change a light bulb?"
                 "what do you do if a blonde throws %VAR{sillyThings} at you?"
+                "what noise does a %VAR{animals} with no %VAR{bodypart:plural} make?"
         }
 
@@ -62 +63 @@
                 "%NUMBER{10} to hold the %VAR{sillyThings}{strip} and %NUMBER{15} to %VAR{dVerbs} it"
                 "pull the %VAR{sillyThings}{strip} out and throw it back!"
+                "%VAR{sound2}"
         }