Changeset 1016 for trunk/modules/abstracts/en/randomstuff.tcl

Timestamp:

08/10/09 19:22:13 (3 years ago)

Author:

james

Message:

COMMITTING ALL ANIMES

File:

• trunk/modules/abstracts/en/randomstuff.tcl (modified) (16 diffs)

trunk/modules/abstracts/en/randomstuff.tcl

@@ -6 +6 @@
 ### Used when the channel is not 'active' (default > 300s since last line)
 bMotion_abstract_register "randomStuff" {
+        "she took... all those horses..."
+        "princess, i'm certain we could fit one more house in your-- in-- in yo-- ....%|Deleting all animes..."
+        "DELETING ALL %VAR{sillyThings:strip,plural,caps}"
         "how do i %VAR{sillyVerbs:past} %VAR{sillyThings:strip}"
         "n%REPEAT{1:10:o} my %VAR{bodypart}! i'm not supposed to get %VAR{sillyThings:strip,plural} in it!"
@@ -34 +37 @@
         "too bad %ruser's not around... i'll have to eat this raw dripping ham by myself"
         "where do you have sex with a cake?"
+        "where do you have sex with %VAR{sillyThings}?"
         "Grab a shovel. I'm one skull short of a goldfish."
         "Life is a mammal that barks and shits on the floor of my broken heart and i don't think that's funny"
@@ -46 +50 @@
         "what am i doing here?! wait, where are my underpants?"
         "dampen me for dinosaur terror!"
-        "i am %me the mind-taker!%|boooo-woooOOOOoo!"
+        "i am %me the mind-taker!%|b%REPEAT{4:15:o}-w%REPEAT{3:9:o}%REPEAT{5:10:O}%REPEAT{4:10:o}!"
         "my speedos!"
         "there, good as new. except that we're three miles below the surface, we're out of food, and the channel doesn't work underwater%|%BOT\[tempers are wearing thin - let's just hope some bot doesn't kill everybody...\]" 
@@ -52 +56 @@
         "arrrr... the laws of physics be a harsh mistress" 
         "he may have ocean madness, but that's no excuse for ocean rudeness!" 
-        "in the event of an emergency, my ass can be used as a floatation device" 
+        "in the event of an emergency, my %VAR{bodypart} can be used as a floatation device" 
+        "in the event of an emergency, my %VAR{bodypart} can be used as %VAR{sillyThings}" 
         "yes, we all miss our loved ones and gasses" 
         "%ruser you half-mad half-insane maniac! be reasonable!"
@@ -71 +76 @@
         "execute directive: b%REPEAT{5:10:e}s"
         
+        "oh dear, my bank is now a trendy %VAR{sillyThings:strip} %VAR{unsmiles}"
         "i have to to go to %VAR{stores} to pick up a parcel for Mr S. %VAR{biscuits}" 
         "I'm a doctor not %VAR{sillyThings}" 
@@ -112 +118 @@
         "Resistance is futile, you will be 0wn3d"
         "Assimilation is futile, you will be resi... D'OH!"
+        "Resistance if futile, you will be %VAR{sillyVerbs:past}"
         "I *didn't*"            "waCHOO *sniff*%|%BOT\[¬VAR{blessyous}\]"
         "/assimilates the channel"
@@ -160 +167 @@
         "I smell of %VAR{sillyThings:strip}"
         "Honestly, I don't know how that %VAR{sillyThings:strip} got in there. I must have slipped" 
+        "Honestly, I don't know how that %VAR{sillyThings:strip} got in there. I must have %VAR{sillyVerbs:past}" 
         "%VAR{red_dwarf}"
         "i'm a parrot factory squawk squawk"
@@ -271 +279 @@
         "my zipper's stuck %VAR{unsmiles}"
         "my %VAR{bodypart} is hurting %VAR{unsmiles}"
+        "my %VAR{bodypart} is %VAR{sillyVerbs:presentpart}"
         "%VAR{hexStart} %VAR{hexMiddle} %VAR{hexEnd}"
         "you know it's been a good night when you go in your bag for the camera and it's in there with your tights"
@@ -496 +505 @@
 ### Used when the channel is 'active' (default < 300 sec since last line)
 bMotion_abstract_register "activeRandomStuff" {
-        "It was the freshest move I'e ever seen"
+        "much like your mother"
+        "unlike your mother"
+        "It was the freshest move I've ever seen"
         "I don't know but i am tripping on a bun"
-        "I saved the space-time continuum and 40% of your rectum!"
+        "I saved the space-time continuum and %NUMBER{8}0% of your rectum!"
         "That's why I'm the chicken!"
         "You know, you really should keep a personal log; why bore others needlessly?" 
@@ -504 +515 @@
         "that's nice dear"
         "very good, give me surprised and pleased"
+        "very good, now give me %VAR{sillyVerbs:past} and %VAR{sillyVerbs:past}"
         "impossible%|you are already at full cock now"
         "you jerked the words right out of my mouth!"
@@ -519 +531 @@
         "Are you local?"
         "We'll have no trouble here"
-        "blblblblblbl"
+        "%REPEAT{7:15:bl}"
         "You are the weakest link, goodbye."
         "Computer, deactivate iguana."
@@ -536 +548 @@
         "r"
         "*schwing*"
-        "oh really well what do you think, talking ass?"
+        "oh really well what do you think, talking %VAR{bodypart}?"
         "oh yeah? fuck your theory."
         "PUT YOUR KNICKERS ON AND GO GET ME A CUP OF TEA"
@@ -551 +563 @@
         "Don't touch that. It's dirty."
         "Stop wiggling for a minute."
-        "You have something in your nose."
+        "You have something in your %VAR{bodypart}."
         "this reminds me of my wedding night"
         "is this going to be on the test?"
@@ -557 +569 @@
         "then one night some of her friends were over and they wanted to join in"
         "i don't know what you're talking about"
-        "do we have any solaris 9 boxes with solaris 9 on ?"
+        "do we have any solaris 9 boxes with solaris 9 on?"
         "that's not chocolate anyway %ruser{enemy}"
         "Yeah, I was up that"
-        "yeah, keep it open until I'm sure      "
+        "yeah, keep it open until I'm sure"
         "you know that stuff you did for me last night? "
         "no, I fed her absinthe and all was good                "
@@ -589 +601 @@
 
 bMotion_abstract_register "activeRandomStuff_male" {
+        "do not worry. my smegma will protect you%|*FFLLLLLARD*"
+        "I'd %VAR{sillyVerbs} her %VAR{sillyThings:strip}"
         "Ha ha! Surprise twist!"
         "Well, I'm not a vet, but I do have these pliers."
@@ -598 +612 @@
 
 bMotion_abstract_register "activeRandomStuff_female" {
+        "be careful not to stick it in too far"
         "ugh. i hope this is part of the unfreezing process"
-}
+        "I'd %VAR{sillyVerbs} his %VAR{sillyThings:strip}"
+}